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home : letters : letters March 26, 2015

1/31/2014 8:18:00 AM
Torture, DNA, robins



To the editor:

Torture Guantanamo. Cribbed from Mayan history. Rope and stick tourniquet until arm doubles in size. Or force fluids until stomach size doubles. Stomp on belly until vomit is bloody. Worked great converting Mayan heathen to proper discourse with god.

Yeast to worry about. Normally digests dead tree bark - China. Jumped ocean. Kills Vancouver Island dolphin. In people it hits lungs, sometimes brain. Just enough DNA-RNA overlap to make tough to treat. It worries my epidemiological wart.

Oh, well! When sun implodes - explodes five or six billion years hence, the whole shebang will get toasted.

In case you wondered, I've got winter blahs.

Sincerely,

Robert Eugene Molenaar, M.D.

P.S. Excerpt AM paper: CEO JP Morgan, hit by a 20 B fine, got his pay cut 50% to a mere 11.5M. Twelve months later he's all pouty faced to get back to 23M per annum, so he can stop sleeping under a bridge.

P.S.S. Lots, 100s, winter Robins on my hillsides.





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